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9 Intriguing, Post 1st Round Questions
Well, the 2010 NFL Draft’s 1st Round is behind us, and, as usual, it was an exciting one. Of course, with this being one of the deepest drafts in recent memory, many questions — some fun, some...
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Mr. Irrelevant 2010: Tim Toone
In an industry so dominated by superstars — or at least the players that make a habit of breaking the rules more often than they should — shouldn’t we, just once in awhile, profile the little guy? The...
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Anti-Rape Condom Could Give Even The Likes of Big Ben Pause
In today’s story reminding us that some semblance of nightmares can often crossover into reality, South African inventor Sonnet Ehlers has brought the world “Rapex“; a ferocious, fiercely fanged,...
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Frump Day Links: 4/28/2010
Frumpzilla spreading the Hump Day love, one link at a time… The Lions’ Zach Follet doing a little preseason shopping…for his opponents. (Busted Coverage) Just when you thought Shannon Elizabeth had...
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It’s official: Matthew Stafford has the strongest arm in the NFL
Now if he could just stay off his backside long enough to put it to good use, who knows; maybe the Lions could get above .500 for the first time in a decade. Seriously, though. Go ahead. Tell your...
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Lord Jesus Christ is hit by a car while leading the NFL in jersey sales
MIRACULOUS. A man, Lord Jesus Christ, aka Lord Jesus Christ, suffered minor injuries while walking down a Northampton street on Tuesday….cheating death as 200o pounds of of hurtling steel and...
View ArticleBrett Favre to endorse Wrangler, really tiny, jeans
We’ve all seen the Brett Favre Wrangler jeans commercial. It has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, you know? Anyway, I guess this is just a natural progression for perhaps the greatest Packer ever....
View ArticlePremature Joculation Awareness: The Silver Lining to Hartley’s Miss Against...
Naturally, there’s been a lot of talk about Saints kicker Garrett Hartley missing what would have been a game winning, dome-assisted, 29 yard chip shot against the Falcons yesterday in New Orleans....
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Is the NFC North inept enough for the Lions to make a title challenge?
Jim Schwartz is certainly hoping his Lions can make a run at the playoffs Assuming Detroit’s goal is to win the NFC North, Week 7 of the 2010 NFL season may have been the Lions most productive...
View ArticleHitler is told about the Vikings bizarre release of Randy Moss…
I keep waiting for these Hitler videos to get old. Hasn’t happened yet (at least not for me). To be fair, this one starts off a bit slow – thought it might be the death nail – but, by the end, it’s...
View ArticleDavid Garrard to Mike Thomas Hail Mary — Tecmo Bowl Style!
If you’re a football fan and haven’t yet seen the manner of the Jaguars’ epic win over the Texans yesterday, well, this post isn’t for you — The range of reasonable excuses for that is so remote that...
View ArticleRavens fans show off their best Ray Lewis-inspired dance moves at Charlotte...
If you happened to be at Bank of America Stadium to catch the Ravens’ 37-13 drubbing of the Panthers on Sunday, well, you probably didn’t miss much in the way of remarkable pro football. Sure, the W is...
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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader adds new meaning to the phrase “Best Seat in the...
Say what you want about the Cowboys and their fans, but don’t you dare judge this man. Don’t you dare judge him. Despite being bummed about the numerous spankings Dallas (3-7) has taken this season, he...
View ArticleFisticuffs between Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan probably didn’t win...
Frump’s been frumping about boxing and MMA-related subjects quite a bit lately, so how could we pass up the chance to log a quick post on the NFL’s recent foray into that growing market? Now, as I’ve...
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Somewhat Serious Question: Is Peyton Hillis a Top 3 Running Back in the NFL...
Define “right now” however you like, but, if only during the very moment “The Other Peyton” was bulldozing Charles Godfrey for his 3rd rushing touchdown (of the half), I think the answer might be a...
View ArticleDeSean Jackson’s historic, walk-off punt return TD against the Giants – Tecmo...
YouTube user MrNFL does these things so well. Frump’s used his lovely work before, and we’re very grateful for it. Fingers crossed for hoping MrNFL can somehow manage to pull off Dan Connolly’s epic,...
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Favre Will Pay Dearly!
It is being reported that Brett Favre will be fined around $50,000 or possibly less for sending inappropriate pictures of himself(read: his penis) to Jenn Sterger while they both worked for the Jets....
View ArticleStairway to Heaven: Pittsburgh Steelers Edition
This is actually from last year’s NFL playoffs, apparently. Conveniently, I suppose it still applies to Saturday’s Steelers-Ravens game, and — if the Steelers are lucky — Pittsburgh’s Super Bowl XLV...
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What if Brett Favre made one of those “What Should I Do?” commercials like...
Given his history, the world may never know for certain if Brett Favre will or will not retire, or change his mind about whatever decision he may or may not have made shortly thereafter. But wouldn’t...
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The Best of the 2011 Under Armour Senior Bowl Weigh-In Notes
More specifically, “The Best of Scott Wright’s Draft Countdown Senior Bowl Weigh-in Notes“, because (1) his work is the primary source for this post, and (2) it’s probably the only Senior Bowl weigh-in...
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